my friend’s dog was sick and couldn’t get up so they were gonna put him down and as his final supper they got him a big mac and when the dog smelled it he shot up and ate it in one bite and lived for three more years
my mating call is the sound of my microwave beeping
today at work someone tipped me a potato
in some countries that is a marriage proposal
Even the potato looks confused
*sees two trees in close proximity* dude we could totally hang a hammock there
How is this a problem?
because i dont have a hammock :(