dietcrush:

my friend’s dog was sick and couldn’t get up so they were gonna put him down and as his final supper they got him a big mac and when the dog smelled it he shot up and ate it in one bite and lived for three more years


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alapoet:

the lunar eclipse condensed to 3 seconds, for those of you who had clouds or are in a hurry

alapoet:

the lunar eclipse condensed to 3 seconds, for those of you who had clouds or are in a hurry

(Source: blowsive)

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guy:

my mating call is the sound of my microwave beeping

(Source: guy)


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imperfectcas:

JODY MILLS SURVIVED THE EPISODE!

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pancreaticsmoothies:

webmails:

zay4ik:

why is it so small

giraffe

that is a deer…

pancreaticsmoothies:

webmails:

zay4ik:

why is it so small

giraffe

that is a deer…

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the-misadventures-of-lele:

squidwurd:

condommodel:

today at work someone tipped me a potato

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in some countries that is a marriage proposal

Even the potato looks confused


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Straight White Boy Problem #198

straightwhiteboyproblems:

briyawn:

straightwhiteboyproblems:

*sees two trees in close proximity* dude we could totally hang a hammock there

How is this a problem?

because i dont have a hammock :(


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